I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
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