i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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