is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
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