I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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