i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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