I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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