How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
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