He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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