guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Randomize