Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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