ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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