Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
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