do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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