is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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