is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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