oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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