i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
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