So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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