So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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