I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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