The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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