Who did Billy Mays play for?
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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