I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
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