love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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