The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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