Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
Randomize
