yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Randomize
