I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
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