i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
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