My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
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