I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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