I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Randomize
