Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
It's blow job season.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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