pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
My underwear smells like fireworks.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
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