I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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