your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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