I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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