Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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