ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
I'm drive I can fine osifer
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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