Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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