do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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