Taylor Swift is so right about you.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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