No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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