I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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