I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
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