Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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