All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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