I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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