I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
Randomize
