it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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