Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
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