bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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