Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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